»Dat Leben is kein Trallafitti«

At 1 pm sharp, I get set up at my post by the window to make sure that everything in my territory is going as it should. I always say, there’s nothing that you can’t see from my window. They all call me the window-sitter, now, cause I sit at my window and watch. And my grandson made me one of those internet-blogs, where I’ve been writing about my life for almost three years now. And I keep getting the question: ‘Otto, when are you going to write a book already?’ And people are right, of course. I have so many stories, you’d need an entire book to tell them properly. Well, here it is.”